This must be Q

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

How have you made it far enough in life to type this out and somehow not met ONE self-destructive or self-hating person? No, not everyone is an advocate for themselves.

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

Amazon must “authorize” a doctor’s visit? What is this? The 1800s?

And?

There used to be:

Apparently having fun while succeeding is interpreted differently than giving up a meaningless home run, throwing a tantrum because it hurts your ERA, and staring down your manager for pitching you in mop up duty.

Yeah take the side of a man who cheats on his pregnant wife whose about to go into labor (Twice), just because you dont like someone who trash talks during a basketball game

Yeah, I’ve had back problems since I was a teenage (apparently it’s genetic?) and I constantly get shit for it. Most especially in that as a ‘young man’ everyone expects me to be one of the gotos to lift heavy things. Everyone’s always “you’re too young to have back problems” when, no, actually, I’m not and I have…

I hate this shit so much, and “reverse-age discrimination” doesn’t exist according to a couple of lawyers I had talked to.

Translation: we didn’t get an offer good enough.

Christ, not another threat of a Washington shutdown.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

You guys picked a knock off Wile E. Coyote over Marvin.

Not sure if selecting Speedy Gonzalez last is racist or the opposite of racist. There is no middle ground here.