This must be Q

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

Amazon must “authorize” a doctor’s visit? What is this? The 1800s?

And?

There used to be:

Apparently having fun while succeeding is interpreted differently than giving up a meaningless home run, throwing a tantrum because it hurts your ERA, and staring down your manager for pitching you in mop up duty.

Yeah take the side of a man who cheats on his pregnant wife whose about to go into labor (Twice), just because you dont like someone who trash talks during a basketball game

Yeah, I’ve had back problems since I was a teenage (apparently it’s genetic?) and I constantly get shit for it. Most especially in that as a ‘young man’ everyone expects me to be one of the gotos to lift heavy things. Everyone’s always “you’re too young to have back problems” when, no, actually, I’m not and I have…

I hate this shit so much, and “reverse-age discrimination” doesn’t exist according to a couple of lawyers I had talked to.

Translation: we didn’t get an offer good enough.

Christ, not another threat of a Washington shutdown.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

Pretty sure that would have decapitated Neymar.

You guys picked a knock off Wile E. Coyote over Marvin.

Porky is at his best when Daffy is fucking with him.  

Not sure if selecting Speedy Gonzalez last is racist or the opposite of racist. There is no middle ground here.