The Cardinals Lost Their 51st Game

This is the most biased article with almost all important details missing from the story. The TEAM voted to allow him back to play, not the university or the coach. He asked for forgiveness, and Dantonio left it up to the team to decide, saying that the American American players would be at the forefront of the…

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

Notice how McCain and other concern trolls in the media will focus almost entirely on the label and not the substance. When substance is brought up, they will deflect as quickly as possible to the label, and to Venezuela, and to anything other than the actual policies and ideas being proposed.

How does The Onion even come up with ideas anymore?

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

Tim Tebow: Doctor, I’d like to have the bone made into a wife.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

“You’re not going to make me hate somebody just because they’re rich. I want to be rich!” Rep. Tim Ryan, D-Ohio

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

Tiger can commiserate with someone hit by Tiger Wood’s golf equipment.

Are we going to go Full Godwin and make the inevitable Hitler/Erdogan comparo?

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

You don’t have to be worried about being hungover for an important event if you stay drunk.

Luckily for the Vikings, Josh Hader is just one state over, and has plenty of experience with offensive lines.

Sure was nice for DC sports to go right back to DC sportsing right after the Caps won the Cup. I appreciate the consistency the misery of the DC teams bring me. It’s comforting.

Thank god they got rid of Dusty for a rookie manager who was totally qualified to handle a veteran team with lots of egos!

Well, with all due respect, you really fucked this story up, James. No mention of the alt-right monster who dredged these up as supposed “proof” of a nefarious pedophile conspiracy theory in Hollywood? How this is an ideologically-motivated hit job orchestrated by someone who operates entirely in the realm of…

Right wingers can say whatever sexist and racist thing they want and nothing happens (see current president). A “lefty” cannot have done anything wrong in their life, or they will have their careers ruined.