The only real difference (and why I’m not laughing at him entirely) is that the Fearless Girl was the work of an ad agency and is therefore purely corporate.

Bitch, you’re lucky that Tyler Durden’s testosterone crew didn’t destroy your fucking bull statue as part of Operation Latte Thunder.

They don’t issue the death penalty for enabling child sex abuse over four decades. They don’t issue it for sheltering a team full of sexual predators. I think UNC’s gonna be fine.

We were surprised that a sitting university president with no direct knowledge of our case would choose to offer such uninformed and highly speculative opinions...

This is my puppy Oliver... he likes to pose like George Costanza

Frank can go suck a fuck!

Hey! Hey! Lagomorphs have feelings!

No

You mean deregulation and letting an an entire industry police itself without any governmental regulation or interference ended in consumers getting screwed? SHOCKED, I say.

Cruelty is our new National Pastime.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Do you think he made a wish while the Nats were getting blown out?

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

Oh good. The States has never had issues removing crazy power mad leaders in the middle east through force before. This will be fun to learn this lesson for the first time.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Yzerboy

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

Not my president’s trophy