I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.

The Venn on these two demos is strong.

Also makes the next generation of Amway sellers!

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

No

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

In terms of post-apocalyptic young adult TV shows, I recommend The 3%, which is a Brazilian show that Netflix picked up. It’s actually pretty great! And it’s really refreshing to see a Hunger Games concept from a non-American perspective.

This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

“we’re passionate fans!”

Having grown up in Philly, I really don’t see why you need the stadium and the jail to be separate places.

I love that McConnell doesn’t seem to realize that statement doesn’t make Warren look bad, it makes her look bad-ass.

Mitch McConnell, how can your skin be so thin when your shell is so hard..?

congratulations to Elizabeth Warren on her 2020 campaign slogan

Get ready to experience being the coastal elites, Indiana.