Public Schools benefitted me by making me smart enough to not vote for Trump.

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

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What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

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All joking and clever Tweets aside... how the fuck can anyone- with a straight face- say the San Bernardino attack wasn’t covered by the media? It was literally the lead story every day for about two weeks... and then was a story AGAIN with Apple’s refusal to unlock a fucking phone. DONALD TRUMP HAD STRONG OPINIONS OF…

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Not a single fucking mention of the Bowling Green Massacre!

First I didn’t say they did storm the court this season. I’m saying MSU has no reason to storm the court after wins over Michigan because MSU has been the superior program by far for almost 20 years now it’s just silly think beating them at the Breslin Center is any big accomplishment.

Semper Finance.

I do feel for the St. Bonaventure, but you deserve it when your fans storm the court after beating a non-ranked non-state rival team in a regular season game.

Lol yeah, dude. Poor Lil Ted Cruz is the victim.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

Bannon looks like cancer personified on that cover.

shady business practices, screwing over drivers, ignoring regulations

Wouldn’t the evidence of protest “working” be the actual policy change (which neither happened nor does it appear to have it increased in likelihood of happening)?

Who said war with Russia would be good? There is a difference between supporting a democratically elected government like Ukraine and defending a sand bar.