I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Could anything be more representative of the next four years?

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

But it might have brought out more of the black vote, and that might have made a difference.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

But the Tennessee State player reached for his waistband and Allen was scared for his life. Justified. Review by Duke’s head of officiating confirms. Foul.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

The good news is that when the revolution comes, all the billionaires will be in one place.

I think w was a terrible president but I don’t think he was a bad man. I think he was a rich, party boy way over his head surrounded by the axis of evil. If he owned like a car dealership I could see him bringing his employees doughnuts on Fridays. Donald is a fundamentally bad person. I seriously don’t think he was…

Oh, but now I see Rold Gold pretzels. That’s class, that is.

It’s a troll. It has to be.

You dont watch the news much, huh?

“A terrorist attack carried out by a Tunisian citizen driving a truck killed 84 people on Bastille Day this year.”

Terrorists also use trucks. See the Nice attacks earlier this year.

After all, Republicans have spent the last eight years providing us with such a great example of maturity and acceptance.

An additional 15 minutes of fame?