It’s not like the assassination of a low-level diplomat has ever sparked a world war... Unrelated, do you like the band Franz Ferdinand?

Hmmm.

I tend to be skeptical when people talk about World War Three starting...and then some days, I’m less skeptical.

In related news, Alabama and Ohio State football players intend to play in their Playoff Games in anticipation of their coming NFL pay cut.

He’s actually my friend Eric’s son, Jonathan.

On the other hand, both of them are pretty dead-set on destroying planets.

Probertly a good idea... or else we’ll all be going to Hull

Thanks. But we really should stop these Shanahangans and act like adults.

Your pun is Osgood as any I’ve ever seen

Pictured: Trump and his private security team.

It was neat Howe the crowd cheered for the kid like that.

Thanks, “reporters”!

They are not pro-life. They are pro-blastocyst and anti-human.

These motherfuckers. Pro-life my ass.

Buck Lives Matter

And the deer will garner more sympathy.

Well, at least it was a deer and not a person who died in state custody this time.

When it comes to naming qualified cabinet members, Trump seems to be the goy for the job...