Sorry, this gal needs to face some serious weight for this. Fucking around with false accusations just dilutes the real and actual gravity of abuse and abusive relationships.

MURICA’S team

Jerry Jones is America’s ass.

I mean, maybe not on behalf of the Cowboys, but he certainly is helping with my enjoyment of the NFL. I’m all for him screwing up his team in anyway possible.

2016 gotta 2016.

That’s the biggest Urbana Sprawl I’ve seen since Striptease.

If that was the case, Michigan would have inexplicably made it into the playoffs, been discounted by everyone, won, and then gloated until the next playoffs.

This guy has a serious mental disorder, right? Like, dsm-5 level stuff?

I didn’t realize Trump was coaching at Michigan.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

I’m agog. That’s like growing up without the ability to hear, and the first music you hear is Nickelback.

How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?

Anyone else deeply disappointed by the lack of outcry from POTUS or Clinton? I get the “high road” argument, but I can’t fathom Trump’s administration being more destructive with its cabinet nominees, foreign policy moves, etc. Surely POTUS or Clinton could align themselves with the Republicans speaking out about the…

Wait until Judge Judy is nommed for Supreme Court

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I’m waiting for the appointments of Colonel Sanders as the Head of Veterans Affairs and Ronald McDonald as White House Chef.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.