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thats adrian peterson why do you think theyre running away

“Who the fuck wants a door made out of balloons?” --America

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?

Not really.

RIP america 1776-2016

Right about when this asshole pulled it for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Wait, when did this kind of behavior become cute and delightful? Because nah, this shit isn’t cute and delightful. It doesn’t matter who does it - it’s childish.

Honestly, no matter how hard you worked on something, if you don’t win & jump on stage like that it doesn’t make you look funny or smart. You just look like a sore loser.

Here they are!

Oh, well thank god we have Sarah Palin -who holds no office or has any legitimate influence- here to keep an eye on Russia from her back yard.

Does Deadspin have a grudge against MLS? I’m honestly asking. I may have missed it down the road. But the MLS Cup was on Saturday and not a peep from here.

Tony Romo’s collarbone isn’t real, though.

I think Mighty Cucks, has a better sound and you just change the goalie mask on the duck to a bondage mask.

Oh sure single out the Vikings as rapists and bad role models, because I’m sure Patriots, Buccaneers, or Raiders never committed any atrocities!

Israel wants what’s best for Israel only, and no longer speaks for the Jewish people. They’re a settler-colonial apartheid state and the world is conditioned to not criticize their actions because by Israeli logic to say “Apartheid is bad, colonialism is bad, and walling indigenous people into ghettos and slowly

Why is the prosperity of Israel more important than fighting anti-semitism in the rest of the world? How do people like Netanyahu speak of the lessons of the Holocaust in one breath but then not care when genocide is being committed against other groups and support people who incite it?

We elected Donald Trump as President. Feel free to Seig Heil away.

Cents?

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.