RG3 tackled in his own endzone while shattering both knees, SAFETY! Buffalo. Game ends 2-0. The rest is a hilarious mashup of punts, fumbles, and interceptions.

Where’s a Maya apocalypse when you need one?

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

I can hear the Kevin Harlan call right now:

Honestly? I don’t even think they care. Pro-America rah rah flag waving, gun toting behavior doesn’t go much further past...just that. There’s no deeper thought process behind it. It is just pure, unbridled nationalistic hysteria. Facts and reason have no place.

Will the Republicans actually confirm all of these clowns? Most of them don’t have a single qualification for the positions to which they’re being appointed. Like, just the most absurd, loose connections to the positions.

His cult loves it. Not that they care who fills each spot, they are delighting in the fact we are so upset with them. Payback, that is all. Their lives are so miserable, they want everyone else’s to be too.

He’s picking people to dismantle the things they head up. It’s so obviously intentional at this point. Russia wants to weaken the US, and they won their puppet presidency so it’s going to happen.

The Kremlin is so fond of Tillerson that it awarded him the Order of Friendship decoration in 2012, one of the country’s highest civilian honors.

this, and well, everything else, really begs the question: does president evil actually know what any of these positions actually do? this seems less like a president-elect building a cabinet of individuals who can guide the country into prosperity, safety and progress for the next four years, and more like a kid…

Mind if I use this as a Word macro?

so excited to star every reply to this dumbass take

This is a very strange and not super healthy way to think about relationships.

I mean, I agree that if you are having screaming fights on a regular basis, yeah, you probably want to find a way out, but sometimes couples argue, it doesn’t make them unhappy. Source: Been happily married for 10 years. Sometimes we argue.

Look at the asshole... Smiling bigly.

THE SWAMP WAS ANGRY THAT DAY MY FRIENDS

Trump has been sued for violating the fair housing act, cheated several cities and even several countries out of millions in property taxes (sometimes after his property renovations caused hundreds of thousands dollars worth of damages to the surrounding areas) bragged about his propensity to sexually assault any…

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…