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Exactly. I used to be my neice’s nanny, and one day ran around doing errands with her strapped to my back... and I totally forgot she was there until she woke up and started crying. I mean, she was on my BACK for chrissakes... so scary....

This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

Just sharing my story. Calm down. I am not shaming anyone.

Yeah, someone’s going to have to explain this one to me because I don’t see how it’s all that bad. Is it because the girls get... Drunk? And that makes them prey? Because that’s really not how I’m interpreting this.

:( wtf is the pile on for? I thought your comment was snarky, that’s it. I’ve seen way fucking worse. Goddamn, these people came out of the woodwork to crucify you. Anyway, chin up!

I sincerely hope my live in girlfriend does not read this helplessly boring list

Cultured vegan cashew cheese is amazing and I’ve never met anyone who’s tried it who’s disagreed, even my brother who mostly eats bacon.

I would like that as well.

That’s some bad cosmetic surgery.

doesn’t drinking just erase the filter and bring out your true self? like, I get SUPER chatty, as do most of my friends. plus hugging.

Omg EWWWWWWW

At this guy’s age, dressing as a Viagra bottle seems more appropriate.

I see your Safety Pig, and raise you a Piggeh Pope

My Golden mix and her new kitty! (This was taken 2 hours after I brought the kitten home)

I found this little girl last night under my car while dressed up as cat.

Alien abductions terrified me after watching one of the seasons of X-files where they really upped the scares. I once accidentally saw the alien abduction scene from Fire in the Sky and it still creeps me out. I think it was the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in any horror movie.