I feel the same way about middle-aged fashion. I clicked on the L.L. Bean megasale link that Jezebel was tempting me with a few weeks ago and I tried to resist this total mom sweater but I could not. I actually returned it for a bigger, boxier size.  I surrender to comfort.  It is freedom.

This reminds me of a photo project someone did of taking photos of mothers very soon after birth. Let me see if I can go find it:

AS IF. Not even. Clueless is a classic, pure 90s yet timeless masterpiece!! It needs no remaking, no one should attempt this, it’s utmost sacrilege. This movie could not be made any better it’s already perfect. Doesn’t anyone remember the pathetic atrocity that was the TV show based on the movie?

Megyn Kelly is full of shit. She knew damn well long before today that blackface is abhorrent, has a terrible history, and has been flat-out NOT OKAY for her entire lifetime (and longer). And unlike the three oldest Trump spawn, she doesn’t have the excuse of being a fucking idiot—she’s smart and savvy. She takes…

I found a much better one for 45.00.

My sister also rubbed Ben-Gay in the crotch of her ex-husband’s underwear. She screenshot the furious texts of his questioning her laundry skills and she told him he prolly had an STD from being a manwhore...pretty sure we peed our pants on that one! 

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

I’ve avoided commenting for literal years, but I just had to tell you that I’m so with you. I’ve had the same experience. But, add my mom to the shouting match. She flat-out doesn’t get it. She isn’t the woman I thought she was and learning that in my 40s has been more of a mindfuck than my own rape when I was 15 and…

If I had the money that Louis CK has made from oh, I don’t know...like ONE of his standup specials? I’d be set for life without ever having to work again. I don’t feel sorry for celebrities who have money trouble unless it’s like a TLC-esque exploitation sitaution. I especially don’t feel sorry for this shitstain.…

He did eventually perform Summer of ‘69 (Ryan, not Bryan).

Dear Ryan,

I love watching a porcupine eating a pumpkin

Ok. Senior year of high school (2006). My parents rarely left my sisters and I home alone so I had never thrown a party before. I invited a few friends over to drink and hang out, nothing big. What we used to call a “kick-back”. Maybe 10 people total, and my 2 dogs. Some of our other friends were at a different house…

The last time I drank tequila was in 1996. My BFF/roommate and I went to a party at a friend’s apartment. BFF was going to tell a boy she was in love with him, not knowing that he had chosen that occasion to announce his super-gayness. Whoops!

SQUEEEEE! I needed that, thanks Kelly.

More like, “It’s the new Falsely Accused Ken!”

Paper Moon is a fabulous film. Don’t deny yourself that pleasure. Also, Madeline Kahn is sensational in it (of course).