I’ve probably flown 40 times since 9/11. I’ve never had an experience at airport security that was consistent from one time to the next - not ever. At first I attempted to bring shit onto the plane because I was new to flying and I literally didn’t know the rules (I had a lot of contact solution thrown out). After…

I have a modest proposal on all minimum wage discussions in the news media. They should include a parenthetical about how the hourly wage would translate to annual salary. So $15 a hour($31,200 a year).

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Kim Kardashian. I have probably seen like 5 episodes of her show and much of what I know about her is from sites like these, but I really think she is hilarious and a cool person. She’s been around forever and honestly no one seems to ever have anything truly bad to say about her.…

I think most of my dates can already see my binder. I am attempting to hide it better, but it is a cumbersome and unwieldy foe.

I think since he didn’t let you waste your time running to the parking lot, that is pretty funny

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

oh Jesus.

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

maybe Disney runs a special cheaters package?

One Thanksgiving, about a decade ago, my grandmother was really sick and I decided to spend all day with her at the nursing home. I cooked her a special meal; all of her favorites. My then-husband (who also happened to be an abusive ass) decided to spend the day at his family's house for their annual get together.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

My bf and I had been living together for almost a year. He came home from work one night all saucy and climbed into bed ready to get down.... and when I went down, I tasted another woman on him.

Was with him for 7 years, married for 2 — got pregnant after we got married. BUT between the time we married and I got pregnant I was diagnosed with chlamydia. OK, it was an infection — this was 1989 and I was always getting yeast infections anyway...and the doctor didn't really tell me anything other than my partner…

I received this text from my boyfriend at the time:

My boyfriend of six years ended things through having an affair with a woman he met through his job (she was an ex grad student of a journalism school where he worked - ugh). I had suspected something for a while and he denied, denied, denied. The night we broke up I came home to find him chatting with her and he…

A friend of mine called his wife while we were in Afghanistan. She was really excited that to tell him that she was eight weeks pregnant. One problem: we had been in Afghanistan for three months. Turns out his wife was kinda bad at math.

I read my boyfriends diary. To whom he spoke to, in the third person. Like "Hey there diary, things are awesome." Some highlights:

We had been dating for 9 months. I told him I couldn't go to his birthday party, when I was actually planning a big surprise for him. So I showed up with my awesome gift, to find him there with his other girlfriend :(

Ultimately, the act of naming a child after yourself as a woman is an act of preserving your own name. But that name is probably your father's name.