My favorite side note in this is him floating the idea of charging to use the bathrooms. Oh, that’d be great, then we can have people peeing in the corners like they do in paris where all the toilets are pay toilets, except this will be on airplanes with recycled air. The only thing that could make air travel more…

But who would write the binder?! Your exes? Do you get veto power over unfair crap?

I don’t see any makeup in that picture

I figured everything is free would win it all but then today is a beautiful, sunny day and I’m stuck at work and all of a sudden I wanted to be riding my bike and climbing trees for 2.5 months again. Having everything be free but having someone else get to decide what that everything is, just isn’t as good.

Sheeran is so annoying because his singing is pretty obnoxious and he’s ubiquitous.

Danny! Look at those muscles about to break the seams on that jacket. Would U is a bout relations right? Who cares about the face, dim the lights.

I bet he makes women lie to him and say they orgasmed from just his whack dick

I love this collection though! I want those origami dresses and skirts!!!

No update on this insane situation?

I really just wish that Brits appreciated a straight, white smile as much as Americans do. He doesn’t quite compare to Mr. Sheffield without the dazzling smile. Gosh, do I love smart, passionate men though *swoon*

Is anyone having a hard time looking away from Dakota's smile? It looks like dentures and is a very forced smile.

Well she's not the one that's being accused of domestic violence currently. And even if she did the same thing to Johnny (violently grabbed his arm) it wouldn't justify hitting her in the face. Especially since he's a full grown, healthy man.

Paula didn’t have my stupid reaction of squatting down to look up into the child’s face. My 4 year old nephew of course puked all down the front of my body. He didn’t cry until I started gagging.

Guess I need to become a regular somewhere.

I must be missing the point because why would I spend money on a bra that does nothing for the appearance of my boobs? Training bras are just supposed to get middle school girls used to wearing a bra everyday before their boobs are real boobs. Why not just go braless?

You make it seem as though being aware of being in an interracial relationship is a bad thing. I'm always aware of it, mostly because my in-laws often speak Spanish with each other, but also because I look at his face everyday and see his beautiful brown skin and black hair. I am not prejudiced but I would also never…

My son asked me "what's the worst state in the country?" and I said, without hesitation, "Texas." There might be some good people but overall it adds up to a lot of hate.

• Promise us that every boy will be named “Jesus” and every girl will not be given a legal identity.

I have never been pregnant so I can’t vouch for comfort, but I have accidentally started browsing the maternity section at target many times because it’s part of women’s and the clothes are so cute!

THIS LIST WAS ON MY LOCAL RADIO STATION MORNING SHOW, I FOR REAL TURNED IT UP LIKE OMG YES! JEZEBEL!!!