So, as others have said it’s satire of that specific article. But I think one of the segments that Jezebel does have a pretty good hold on is all the different variations of feminism as well as all the BS claims on feminism. So this is similar to the mocking of Suckabee and Conway being feminist symbols in that…

Attractive house shoes that can easily fit in a purse is actually a good market, they should be cheap though. 

Considering the fact that many of the Trump properties ended up bankrupt how fucking ridiculous and bizarre is it that a stupid hotel would be the first domino to fall toward the end of democracy?

He’s also super tall for his age already. <3

I use a purse that big that I got for free from Sally Beauty when I spent like $40. I guess I’m just as cool as Frank Ocean now. 

Staying in the locker room for the national anthem is a protest against police violence on black Americans.

It is both of those things

Klobuchar is in the pocket of insurance and medical manufacturers, she’s not progressive enough to push for Medicare for all and thus unworthy of the nomination.

“The husband is the head and the wife is the neck”

Are the courts shut down now as well? Are lawyers unable to meet with their clients allowed to petition to move court dates? Because these people definitely won’t get justice if they don’t get the time to build their case.

I recommend looking for the kinky community in your area and going to munches. Even if you don’t consider yourself to be kinky it’s really nice to be in a sex positive group and you may realize that there are kinks you want to try out. But those are definitely the kind of people that aren’t going to judge you for not…

Again, the laws could be adjusted so that there wouldn’t be an incentive to cross in the desert....

Next time I’m in NYC I’ll have to check that out, that sounds super fun!

King: “When did white supremacy become a bad word?”

Average Anna is having some pretty dull experiences. I recommend that she open up her expectations of herself and what her life could be, just make sure to use condoms. 

It’s actively bleeding through the bandage in that picture, so either he got it on air force one, or it’s something that’s continuing to bleed and they just put a bandage over it so it wouldn’t be as obvious as gauze. Don’t a lot of drug users have open wounds they can’t stop picking at?

I’ve never thought of it this way before but I’m getting a double entendre out of that line right now...

In my online dating adventures I quickly moved from having real first dates over a meal to having just drinks and maybe an appetizer. In that case I occasionally offered to split but most guys grabbed the check as soon as it was put down and I didn’t argue with that. Any full meals I usually let myself be talked out…

Yeah you’re right, there are definitely some false equivalencies when it comes to sex in that joke.

I am 100% a style loyalist so I love bars that give a little info on each of their brews, especially when the tap list is long. Sours and stouts always catch my eye, no matter the brewery.