I really dislike those matte black tights with patent black shoes.

The title on that second one made me cringe at first but I think it’s just him taking it to the absurd to exhibit that we should be treating black teenagers as children as well.

Those were before it came out that he was harassing female comics, so that doesn’t prove that he’s trying to right his wrongs.

And yet people are still dying of dehydration in the desert....

That songs not even really about Africa, it’s about white people being in love and hooking up in Africa. Dude, the desert does not care about your hookups.

Or the laws could be changed so that people wouldn’t have to cross the desert on foot. But then that would require being kind to people from other countries and that can’t be tolerated.

There’s definitely something about someone getting a perfect 10 while also looking like they’re having a ton of fun dancing that is so awesome and different from a lot of sports clips.

Annie’s non-organic shells and white cheddar is my absolute favorite boxed mac&cheese! I don’t measure according to the box though, I just add the amount of milk and butter that feels right, I also like a little squirt of dijon mustard in there too yummmmm

Now you got me on an 90s/00s R&B kick. I have always loved Incomplete by Sisqo as well but idk how many people would recognize that at karaoke. 

Apparently it’s south of both of us, which is kinda worse. 

That’s not the ending I was expecting to that story, hahahaha you were completely in the right.

r/whoosh

Well that wouldn’t suffice all on its own.

I meant giving the money for those comics to do the projects they’re dreaming of doing

Is there a way for this to be solved on a federal level? Could they just say that any couple petitioning on the basis of marriage must have both spouses at least 18? Because the way it’s set up states would have to change their minimum age for marriage.

This is why MN deserves snow and the rest of you don’t. We don’t have to be asked to help shovel, we just do it. But noooo everyone east of us is getting all the snow and our winter is just cold and ugly.

Can we stop sexualizing babies?

Which is depressing as all hell. All the more reason to allow 18 year olds to enter the draft and/or require that the NCAA pay players.

Yeah these aren’t pro athletes with millions of dollars in hand, they do what they’re told so they get enough playing time to be noticed by NFL scouts.

Ok, he admitted it but he hasn’t done anything to prove that he’s a better person now or to fix the damage he’s caused. He has more than enough money, how about he goes and gets a gender studies degree while producing some specials or shows by up and coming women comedians?