I really really like Pelosi’s comment, absolutely perfect from SOTH.

I find that family style restaurants like Buca are well prepared for stuff like this and will split entrees evenly while also keeping everyone’s drinks separate. 

The docking of checks is reliant on employers cooperating with the state and county. The way to make sure people are paying their child support is to give teeth to enforcement of employers not of the deadbeat parent who’s hopping around jobs until child support finds them. 

People that don’t move around much tend to accumulate weight in their midsection, that’s why quadriplegics will often be overweight.

Re: Rife’s resolution. Where do you find and watch these African films? Are they screening at art-house type theaters or are you buying DVDs? Who’s critiquing them so that we even know they’ve been released?

Anyone know if 60 minutes full episodes are available online? I’d love to see if she makes the economic argument that not only are the rich not paying their fair share but that their lifestyle causes greater harm to the environment and thus they need to pay more to society to fix it.

OMG did you look at the pictures though? I mean the teeth look white and straight but the way she’s holding her mouth it’s like she’s wearing a grill soooo maybe they’re too big? Or maybe she’s just weird and tacky about posing for pictures?

Taking money from oil executives is not working with the hand you’re dealt, you can literally just say no thanks. Being in a two party system with little public campaign funding and an extremely gerrymandered electorate is the hand one is dealt as a politician running in America. There are politicians who don’t take…

So all the people who are newly elected to congress should just be cool with the fact that everyone is taking bribes from lobbyists? Nuh uh sorry, a principle is a principle and requires courage and honor to uphold.

Mmmm that oil money thing is not rock solid at all

Are people really that cheap that $35 is what’s keeping them from going to a national park? They’re willing to pay the ridiculous upcharge of any vendor inside the park but not the same as the Museum of Pizza?

But I mean if you as a person were emotionally ready to cohabitate then 6 months of dating wouldn’t have been too quick right? It’s not like the relationship would have crumbled just because you lived together.

I mean she’s already been a dancer before and as long as you keep the rest of your lifestyle under control you can make enough money for surgeries pretty quickly. What bothered me is how she said dancing wrecked her self-confidence because she was surrounded by women with lots of plastic surgeries not because of the…

My mom and I went out for a very expensive, fancy NYE prix fixe and discussed socialism, then I partied and slept over at my sister’s. It was awesome!

6 months seems like a reasonable amount of time to decide whether you want to live with someone no matter what city you live in. It only took me 6 weeks to decide I wanted to get married.

I now understand why kids that have a huge growth spurt are so freaking awkward: their body does way more than they know how to control and they don’t want to accidentally headbutt a backboard.

Donnie, tariffs are paid by the people buying the imports, not the country exporting goods, holy crap.

I always started the Godfather and the Godfather 2 way too late at night, they are slow builds but worth it.

Does rule 34 not apply though?

But I feel like there might be a difference between the grossness of poop being funny and poop itself being anthropomorphized?