Look at that adorably fat bear! <3

A diaper bag without a baby is pretty sketch. You gotta use a car seat like that one couple that snuck a whole meal into the theater by just putting a blanket over the top.

I think it’s possible if he fails that that brings out more democratic enthusiasm to potentially block any Heritage nominees.

I’m going to vomit

I’m sure they pulled in other staff but I’d still complain that service isn’t going to be as quick or organized among scabs that don’t have as much familiarity with each other and the layout of that specific hotel.

That’s what I was thinking was that it’d be really hard to change hotels at the last second. But I’m going to argue with his original point that they’re not expected to keep up with labor disputes, there is def someone on full time staff whose whole job is to manage accommodations and they should know about this.

I don’t see how anyone can see a clip of a woman with tape over her mouth with “believe women” written on it and think to themselves “what an evil bitch, trying to ruin my son’s life.”

I’ve heard of it as a way to get drunker faster because your intestine lining absorbs nutrients faster than your stomach does. I think I’d also heard of people doing it to try to trick a breathalyzer but that obviously wouldn’t work, so that’s just teenagers being gullible.

I’m most productive in the 2 hours before a deadline

That sounds like you must’ve been cursed by a fortune teller at some point in your life.

I’m big into Prairie vodka. Organic, MN distilled and extremely good prices. 

I see where that feels like you’re just being realistic but I recommend you listen to this:

hahaha I like that. I’m just going to go with the intention of a sandwich was to be able to touch it without getting your hands all messy. PB&J cake could definitely be eaten neatly whereas some normal sandwiches could not, especially for the people in your friend group with smaller hands, and are still considered…

I don’t think the original article was all that reasonable though. He’s totally right that Brett showed himself to be partisan and unhinged in his opening statement, but he’s also saying that he’s never shown himself to be partisan before and that Ford’s testimony should not be the reason anyone votes against him.…

I’m going to tell people I’m getting a frosting sandwich for my wedding instead of a cake.

Look, if they can use glazed donuts in place of buns on a burger then pound cake is an acceptable bread substitute. I’m gonna push it and say that pound cake would be a delicious replacement on some popular sandwiches.

I haven’t played or watched anyone play since 2k16, but if you’re talking about your own familiarity with the timing of the game I know that there were drills you could run your player through. 

hahahaahah picturing yourself eating one chicken isn’t disturbing but eating many is? Also, roasted chicken is easy and a cheap way to have leftover shredded chicken for other things so I’m with you.

Little kids swearing is my favorite humor. Too bad they start doing it most at the same time they stop being cute (middle school).

I can see a little bit that “As long as we further reduce the female body as an object for masturbation free from the ‘inconvenience’ of consent, women will not be seen as equals”