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Look, if I could buy wine at a gas station I would but it’s just not legal in MN. Although apparently I belong on the Florida-Georgia line with all the crazies because Licorice and tuna salad are 2 things I, as a full-grown adult, will spit out upon accidentally eating.

Had to do a double-take. *chef’s kiss*

Look, a good chunk of guys have gotten in bar fights, I’ve seen the fights, I’ve been friends with and dated the guys that got into them. The issue is that, similar to the spread of STIs, a small percentage of men are responsible for starting those fights. Brett is the kind of dickhead that starts fights, which makes

Or did he mean the rating of her pussy? So that it would be a negative thing. You get plastic surgery and then you’re back to being an inexperienced teenager who doesn’t know what she’s doing with her pussy.

Hey! I did see Lauryn and she was on time! One of my fav shows of all time.

I don’t think I could resist putting my own glass eye in my mouth at some point

These are such an inefficient use of space! Why isn’t someone ripping out everything in these apartments and rearranging it properly?!

Didn’t know about this story, now I’m feeling very sad about humanity. People who literally have nothing to lose by making a phone call won’t get involved and people are wondering why Ford never told anyone Kavanaugh’s name earlier.

Oh yeah! My cat does that too when she feels mad about my refusal to pet her. Also the cats do it to each other when they’re playing.

There was a crowd in my high school who apparently thought hickeys were the ish and would cover each other in as many as possible. Literally, at least 7 every time, all around their necks.

He just rambles offensive nonsense all the time. I think he’s always been this horrible but this really does come off like someone’s demented great grandfather. 

There’s even a movie called the way back!

I got Tidal as soon as I got a real job because I believe in paying for my music, even if it’s very small. I do love the audio quality and have only occasionally not been able to find something I want to hear. But omg their curated playlists are such crap! Every once in a while I find one that’s enjoyable all the way

The feature that they have similar to Pandora is actually pretty dope. I do miss being able to tailor radio stations like on Pandora but a station based on a single track will give you things you know and love as well as similar things that are new to you. Their playlist building leaves something to be desired though. 

My biggest problem with this is that I don’t want to take off the tail and drop the shrimp back on my plate, but I also want to eat it with whatever it’s served with. So I end up pulling them all off right away so I can eat the dish as intended. When I cook at home I take them off.

Oh! That’s a good thing, I had no idea. Thank you.

I have never gotten more compliments on mine than I have in the last year. It’s possible mine have gotten especially gorgeous since I gained a little weight, but either way straight guys still like breasts. 

Especially with those pantyhose on so that your heel would be threatening to slip up and out all the time!

I love that it says grounded but then there are still proms and parties listed, like umm did his parents not allow him to go out unless there was guaranteed to be underage drinking?

Dan, please. You have such a sweet face. Please stop parting your hair in the middle. It is doing you no favors.