My fav is def “why would you spend so much money as a joke?” 

Now I want waffles :(

The ones Asian Doll is wearing are the only good ones. That design on the platform makes it look less like over cushioned hiking shoes like the rest of platform sneakers.

All lives matter doesn’t just derail Black Lives Matter, it purposely denies the statement that the lives of black people matter; aka racist af.

That video is so funny! She didn’t even try.

Sounds like someone came home from work and was on their way down from the high that kept them awake for a 15 hour shift, didn’t feel like hearing people living upstairs, so decided no one should be living in that apartment.

I’d say that all cars operate pretty similarly and if he’d been driving the car that that counts as a “casual understanding of how it functions.”

I appreciate that the Slack joke takes 45 min, comedy is difficult.

Well there are 2 page numbers so probably a and c

Especially since Maple syrup is actually harvested in the spring.

I think the coaching subtracts the character building of playing catch because it detracts from the specialness of catch played between parent and child. This is why my dad is a nice person and I am not, too many years of him coaching my teams. 

Men that work in finance tend to style themselves nicely, but expensively in a flashy show off way and are arrogant jerks (e.g. Leo in Wolf of Wall Street). If that were his whole social media presence he would be intolerable but he has professional model pics which are nice to look at (aka thirst traps) and sometimes…

The lights in the hallway were not out. And that still doesn’t excuse her for having the most wrong response to the situation which was to start shooting before she figured out what was going on.

It’s more expensive than cream but I’m sure if it’s something they always have in store that they’re using it on desserts or something and it’s not going bad in a restaurant. And it’s not preferential treatment, they started charging after he’d already been ordering it for months! I can’t imagine a restaurant charging…

AHHHHHH!!! track suits were corny enough without having to look like you left them in the washer for 2 days. It’s making my skin itch to look at those effing wrinkles.

I’ve gone up the elevator half asleep, gotten off on the wrong floor from people hitting buttons, walked up to the wrong apartment and knew I was at the wrong place for many reasons (floormats, key not working, different smell, slightly different lighting in the hall) and slunk away embarrassed as all get out. My…

Exactly! Even if you’re being robbed your life is not being threatened and you shouldn’t start shooting into the darkness. There is something broken in the minds of people who react this way and who think it’s ok to react this way.

Your wife told you it was her favorite and eating breakfast makes you sleepy.... WHY did you not offer her half?

Does arson that’s obviously meant to threaten the lives of others jump it up to a federal crime?

I used to hate capers but lemon chicken piccatta changed my mind. I think you should give it another shot.