gol darn it a cheesesteak on garlic bread sounds so good! I’m drooling.

I’m gonna say that Left has a less protruding forehead and more imposing jaw and it makes him look better. That hair gel really isn’t doing Right any favors.

If your brother’s mom admitted she was at fault then your brother is either angry about something else or he thinks it’s too late to repair. Either way at this point your father can continue to reach out without expecting a reply or he can accept that it can’t be fixed. Hopefully your family isn’t pulling a Markle and…

Well if the cop comes and sits outside your house waiting for the one time you’re running late to work then yeah I would call that out.

Please go door knocking! Texas is the state most poised for a flip based on demographics and if you were able to get a respectable percentage to turn out it could actually happen in 2018! Please please please

Please go door knocking! Texas is the state most poised for a flip based on demographics and if you were able to get a respectable percentage to turn out it could actually happen in 2018! Please please please

It’s not really a yes or no, especially since whipped cream is by definition cream and sugar. Saying it’s store policy is like saying it’s the law, that doesn’t always make it right.

Maybe people, being inherently quick to judge, shouldn’t just be walking around with guns?

The whole point of rules like this is to keep coaches from abusing players so why are the players being punished? Shouldn’t coaches be fined and suspended? Are players expected to tell their coaches to go away when they want to play their favorite sport for fun instead of competition?

I hate cold shoulder tops and would’ve rejected these on that basis but now that I realize that it would make me look like Andre I think I’m going to get one.

Now I’m picturing Melania slipping dangerous bills off Trump’s desk while also trying to avoid her husband touching her.

Salt grinders are BS! Grinding whole peppercorns allows for fresh pepperiness, salt does not lose flavor by sitting around in a fine state. If you can’t see your salt use kosher. The only time I’ve been ok with a salt grinder was for that pink himalayan salt cause that shit is delicious but I’m sure it’d be fine…

I once was on a road trip back from Colorado and knew that I was firmly back in the northern midwest when I hit Iowa and people refused to leave the left lane. The passive aggressiveness is everywhere.

I’m so grateful that MNDOT inserted the term zipper merge into our everyday parlance so that Minnesotans don’t do this quite as often as they did 5-10 years ago. 

Ah teenage boys, taking jokes the wrong way and displaying their insecurity since the beginning of time. 

White people will never stop being terrified of the Rodney King riots, that’s the one that showed that black people might actually fight back.

hahahaha! yeah they’re not my fav for now but I could see how they’d be more understanding of the priorities of a single mother than childless men are.

That’s the default at the end of the 5 year plan

I’m currently living that grand Tinder life so we’ll see. 

You’ll always care a little bit. I find it pretty much impossible to stop loving someone I’ve loved before. But it hurts less over time and you’ll find other things you love and know that you wouldn’t have gotten there had you not been through the hard times.