Excuse me, why did the MN State Fair’s new food list not get featured? We have the biggest and best fair in the country!

Mulabah is a third person

RESCUE REFUSED

I would have a grandfather clock but idk if I can afford a home that deserves one you know?

neck tattoos and facial piercings, he’s gotta go all in. I vote for dimple piercings!

I think this one I got at a local winery would probably be considered orange, I think I remember her saying something about the skins. Anyway, it looks like bourbon in the bottle.

I say all men need to up their game no matter what they’re rocking in their pants. Straight men are mostly oblivious and think that size matters more than technique, which is perfectly untrue.

ahhhh no, sorry hon. I’m much more interested in someone’s skills than their size. I’ve had good and bad at every size. And I mean good and bad at everything, manual, oral and penetrative, from every size of man. Men being insecure about their size is a turn off, not being small.

First of all no one in a restaurant is getting a salary except maaaybe management. And legal and moral are not the same thing as it ought to be illegal for anyone to get paid less than minimum wage and yet here we are. Even if it didn’t fall into a loophole, which I’m sure some states leave gaping, it’s still the…

You must not spend time in the comment section of this series. Many people working the cash register at a sit down restaurant are considered a ‘server’ with their post for the night being the takeout counter. This means that they are often paid less than minimum wage like the rest of the servers. If you want to move…

Grocery store baggers get tipped....

You know this was just racism on their part because retail employees are trained not to chase shoplifters so why would they go through that much hassle over a coupon.

I just don’t know why they bothered pretending that it was going to be something enriching for the kids. Call it what it is, time away from your kids without having to arrange a sitter.

That’s part of number 4. They don’t know how to run with any type of purpose, they just run wherever the fuck.

What do you even do if this happens? That sink doesn’t look large enough to keep the rat in, nor does that sink look capable of taking the hit that I would give it with a shovel if this ever happened in my house.

That’s using Female as a noun, good job!

Minor quibble: ethically non-monogamous and in an open relationship are not the same. I consider myself single and non-monogamous and would assume the same unless someone said they were in a relationship already.

The fact that the win was the day after Bastille Day makes it that much better.

When babies won’t sleep is when I get to do my insta-model type booty workouts: deep squats, lunges, lunges with a twist, side lunges. And I’m pretty sure that how hot I get also helps them get to sleep.

Sounds like the people who decide to kill themselves might have some other underlying issues that need to be addressed then, because that’s not a reasonable response.