Yes, they cut back and forth between some random old man reading the story of a young couple’s love to an old woman. It turns out to be a notebook where he wrote down their love story so that he could read it to her over and over as she faded into dementia. And {SPOILER ALERT!!}

So pretty much they’re saying what our federal government is always saying: “We don’t care about poor people and if they want to have easier lives they should stop being poor.”

Ahhh yes because everyone who gets cheated on kills themselves right? 

Except for she then wrote an article to tell the whole world that this woman sucks at selfies.

Links please!!!

Oh yeah, this is a definitely done only on a professional or competitive level. You can’t look like them on any given day of the week even if you work out and diet like crazy. 

I don’t get how they’re even able to sell those goofy ass bikes in Europe. The rest of the world uses motorcycles far more often than Americans because they fit better on smaller roads and because they’re cheaper than cars to buy and maintain. I feel like Harley should probably just try harder to appeal to those kind…

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I think she could also say something to her server at the beginning of her meal. “I’m probably going to use the bathroom a few times during this meal, could you please not clear my food until I let you know that I’m done?”

That’s what all male models and body builders do. Their fitness/nutrition programs always consist of a few months of bulking, a month or so of cutting weight and then a day or two of dehydration ahead of shooting to make their skin taut over their muscles. Insane sure, but definitely common.

It’s not the 2 diamonds that’s the problem, it’s the fact that the whole thing is crooked! How infuriating to wear.

That’s why I state it so they know that I’m being goofy.

Stating it on my tinder is not repeating it over and over. And it helps with getting people to decode it in writing, it’s much easier to tell in person. 

Auuuugghh it’s definitely not self made if you just went to an existing cosmetics company with a selfie showing your filled lips and licensed them your name.

I find that a lot of straight men are either put off by sarcasm or don’t expect it in messages and then it’s not funny if they don’t get the joke. ‘Sarcastic’ will stay on my profile.

ugh! ‘Just ask’ is the worst! Like mofo, I don’t know you what the hell am I supposed to ask! Like obviously if we’re dating I’m going to ask you stuff about yourself, I don’t need you to tell me to do something so basic.

“She looks more like a rat,” said social media user Tagir

Did not read Zealot. Do you honestly think that there’s no connection between those who formalized the Christian religion deciding that one did not need to first convert to Judaism to be Christian, the quick dissemination of Christianity across the empire and finalized texts vilifying the Jewish people of Jerusalem…

Oh blahhh the Romans were not going to do anything to appease the Jews, those verses were written to help convert Romans which is why they’re not in all 4 gospels. Roman leadership was as concerned about a man who was managing to amass a huge following of people, which at those times would be literally a crowd of…

NATO funding is based on each nation’s GDP, he’s just terrible at explaining things. So what he’s trying to say is that we contribute 4% of our GDP and Germany only contributes 1% of theirs, and our 4% makes up 90% of the money contributed to NATO. If I felt like doing research these could probably be proven…