I’m so sorry to hear this news. Your empathy, kindness and curiosity will be sorely missed.

None of the Biden stories?! Or the series where Smoove B’s ex-girlfriend started dating that dirty white guy whose name I can’t remember now? 

Oh, you’re right, I just always forget because I’ve never met a Catholic that so openly hates poor people before, so those two things just clash in my mind. 

I did not realize that Paul Ryan was a catholic and I’m sickened at the thought.

It’s ok, skort gets the red underline too.

Coolest mayor ever

Is it not skort? Have I been picturing this word wrong in my mind forever?

I mean it’s possible that the building has its own rules about where on the property you can smoke but goodness gracious, a parking garage already smells like gasoline and vehicle exhaust all the time! Chill out bitch and mind your business. 

I dunno, if you’re cognizant enough to notice all types of SS I’d say you’d be able to recognize Tiffany. 

Lancaster is not that small of a town but it might as well be the middle of nowhere for how bass ackwards it feels. Guarantee this is not this cop’s first offense.

I mean those are the kind of guys who like to wear diapers and stuff so it must get exhausting to be at the top of the food chain all day every day.

Well if it’s anything like It, it’ll be much scarier than the original. I was definitely traumatized by that movie though.

I would have to buy a new wardrobe one size up every year if I actually smoked.

Yo, a spinach salad with balsamic vinaigrette and strawberries is one of the best foods in the world that I definitely get cravings for.

I’ve just watched a lot of people go through divorce and honestly there’s not a whole lot that’s harder on kids, so I really encourage people to be radically accepting of their partners as imperfect human beings. I also distinguish between polyamory and non-monogamy and have seen the pros and cons of each in many…

It’s irrelevant to whether someone is a good person to raise children with is my whole point.

How can our foster care system (that’s managed by individual counties across the country) have a better system in place than one agency that was already having to take custody of children even before this manufactured crisis???!!!

I suppose, but I still wish that people would stop putting so much weight on monogamy. It makes me sad that there are women out there who want to have kids but are disqualifying possible fathers based on such an irrelevant piece of information. There are lots of men who love kids and would be devoted fathers but just…

I don’t like number 4, having multiple partners should not preclude someone being a good parent/co-parent.

A lot of it is about it being taller so that people tend to take the full force of the impact to their torso, rather than being hit in the legs and pushed up onto the hood.