The irony of “fighting for their independence” went right over their fucking heads. It’s almost too good, like someone suggested it as a joke and no one else got the joke.

“Apart from James, everyone else on the team is young and stupid. No one else can rebound. The point guard can’t shoot. The small forward is Lil Tay.”

Well NASCAR only exists for the purpose of being entertaining, just like any pro sport so yes.

Interesting how psychotic people will still attack people even if they don’t have a gun but they just don’t manage to kill as many people.

You got this! Go kick some ass and inspire everyone with your amazing progressive visions!

Is the little girl not the hero in inside out? Cause oh man is that a tear jerker. 

Damn it! I knew this reminded me of someone. Good reference!

I feel like she sips her drinks so slowly that it’s ridiculous or she goes into bars and restaurants for less than ten minutes at a time. I usually look at my glass and wonder how my drink disappeared so quickly.

I’d probably throw in a 3rd e a lot of time.

Goodness gracious, they sure were hasty with that shit. He was doing absolutely nothing that looked like he was about to run, these cops are fucking dumb out here.

How is it possible that these people don’t realize that their policies and decisions have actual impact on real people’s lives?

I have definitely written my name too fast and misspelled it...many times

I feel you on not judging him but wouldn’t it be good for him to set an example of self-love and acceptance for the people of DR? To alter something as fundamental as your skin color, especially to the extent he has, is pretty disrespectful toward his own ancestors, to other Dominicans and to black people all over the…

I read that, but I was following it to the ridiculous conclusion that all stressful moments in life are easier handled alone or one on one, in which case marriage would only serve to make life more stressful.

So pretty much be a single parent of an only child to make the hard times easier. That was my plan anyway, thanks.

French kissing is now ruined, pecks only for the rest of forever.

Yeah wings are just not as versatile as those other 3 but gosh darn it, you just get a hankering for buffalo wings sometimes! 

beef is out, blah bland

I feel like the mental picture is of someone elbows out grubbing into their food, like don’t worry I will stay in my seat bubble even if I’m dipping sushi in soy sauce or finishing my ribs. But I’m not going to eat a sad granola bar on a 5 hour flight when I have good food just begging to be eaten.

I’m with you but this guy is known as troll in the comments so regular commenters are a little defensive. He commented on an Antwon Rose story saying that we should be talking about and feeling sorry for the person that was shot earlier that evening, not the guy with guns in his car, (I’m paraphrasing). So he’s just a…