Ellen’s caption would have been so much better under a picture of someone she could name and specifically thank rather than just some random children. This is truly making them into props.

CrossFit is definitely a gay man’s workout.

I would say she looks 5 years older in that header picture based on not having any neck wrinkles but I don’t think the lighting is doing her under eye any favors. This is my reminder to wash my face at night, I’ve been slacking!

I don’t think she can ever get her upper lip and nostrils quite back to realistic sadly enough.

Of course the reason cops always say that someone’s going for their gun is that a white person has actually done it before.

I’m weeping at my desk just looking at the still of his face. He just looks so terrified and I don’t understand how the cops could be so monstrous as to not see that themselves. This poor baby.

I watched the first episode of the Break and I thought it was just so so, the timing was kind of plodding. I do think she’ll get into the swing of things though.

If you want people to like you, propose policies that will make their lives better! Show that you care about them as human beings more than you care about some stupid ideas.

Ah yes, that’s exactly what I meant! I should decide how much Nike pays their celebrity endorsements!

OMG! The Daily Mail is hating on Rihanna’s dress because it’s not showing off her body enough. They can eff right off.

I think you’re underestimating the impact that would’ve had on her image. She would’ve shown herself to be a lot more courageous and willing to go against the status quo if she’d divorced her husband over cheating/abuse of power.

How annoying as a parent, every time you wanna have a nice icy drink you gotta deal with telling your kids they can’t have a bite!

Look how many adventures you can have by going on at least one date every week. Good for you Aimee!

So I’m gonna need every celebrity to pick an amazingly worthwhile cause, tweet about it a few times and then follow up with a meeting with Trump to fix it. We will all take pictures and talk about the goodness that comes of it as long as they all make something good come out of this idiot.

This makes it even better!!!

Rihanna is the queen, Cate’s suit is so cool and highlighter fuzzies are so fashionable. I liked Anne’s dress until I saw how much more daring it looked on the runway, plus she needed to hem it another inch or two.

Absolutely! That’s how I got to vote in my municipal elections but I think combining it with the jungle primaries would help to make third party candidates more competitive.

Jungle voting+ranked choice sounds like a solution to party politics.

Don’t purposely misunderstand the reference. Nazis asking for papers was to identify which group people belonged to and possibly deport them to concentration camps. That’s not supposed to be the purpose of identifying yourself to enter a military base but the soldier at the gate for some reason decided he’d make it…

I don’t get how Federer earns that much more in endorsements than Serena. I can’t recognize him without a sweatband on his head and I could probably recognize the back of Serena’s head.