Mindy’s whole outfit is so boring

When I have the runs I have to do it sitting down and I have bumped, ok? It’s awful and I want to never do it again.

This depends on the shape of the seat and the high of the toilet though. Round seats and low toilets require standing to avoid the underside bump. Steak is not to be burnt..ever..even if you serve it with ketchup!

Which reminds me that someone was offended recently when I told them I no longer do men’s laundry after they almost forgot their boxers at my house.

With the back of your hand during the upward pull.

They make grippy things for that now, I only use men for carrying furniture and that’s more because my female friends won’t hold the other side and I can’t do it alone.

Ohhh that’s why men’s underwear is so effing dirty

Maybe if you have the buttcheeks of a long-haul truck driver

I once used one in a restaurant that had all kinds of extra features including hot water which is next level luxury.

The semi-squat or a nice far lean forward is the first wipe, then stand to make sure you’re all the way clean. Touching the underside of the seat ruins your day. Related, I just used someone’s bidet attachment yesterday and it felt lovely, I didn’t need toclean so idk how effective it is but I’m seriously considering…

Honestly, who are those dorks that wear a basketball jersey over a button down shirt? Nothing about that looks correct.

Part of the reason for standing is to be able to check the paper without risking bumping your cheek on the way up. How are you supposed to know you’re clean if you don’t look at the paper?? And then you’re already looking as you drop it.

gen z didn’t see the turn of the millennium though, that’s the whole point of the name.

All millennials are adults

So bizarre to imagine Ashlee Simpson giving birth with Diana Ross watching.

I feel like this take was pretty much on the physical appearance of the guys though. Yeah, Berger was whack as a man, but he was good looking, well dressed and had a very sexy aura.

Jesus in the boring versions of the bible did that, but there were def groupies.

Nothing on Berger? Or SMITH?!

This sounds a lot like your standard position at a dealership from my experience, long hours, crap pay, taking calls off site. The only thing that sounds crazy to me is a 60 car a quarter goal, sales people that are selling 20+ cars a month (at least here in the Twin Cities) are the exception, not even close to the…

She kinda looks like she’s doing that thing where she’s sitting in a way that’s not humanly possible, a la her album cover with the stool.