Well then. She did at least one thing right.

That poor kid. He probably had to “behave” for like three hours before he even met the Queen, and probably missed his nap. I hope he got to take off the suit and run around for an hour after and then go get a 99.

This is why she, correctly, prefers dogs to children.

Gotta love Prince Philip’s hefty display of medals. I assume he’s wearing them in hope that someone will buy him a pint.

When I saw Teigen sleeping, all that came to mind was a Jon Lovitz and John Lithgow’s skit on SNL as master thespians and both were “out acting’ each other as they shouted “ACTING!

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Ummm... real men... who every last inch of them is covered in hair... and possibly about the same size as a barge.

it is nothing

And then do it all again three weeks later.

I agree. I think the Hadid sisters could probably stand as legitimate models on their own even if they did not have some doors opened for them. The Jenners, not so much. I think we are in total agreement on that one.

“That’s the magic of Fire Island, you bond with people that you wouldn’t normally bond with.”

Of course, nothing gay about two Army officers vacationing at Fire Island and lunching at a seaside bistro, admiring eachother’s handwriting. 

As similar as they look, India pops in that photo much more than Gigi ever has. Gigi would be fine in a catalog, but she rarely looks alive in her print work. She’s got dead eyes. India isn’t an inspired choice, but she’s at least interesting to look at in that photo.

She’s beautiful

But at least she can actually walk well?

#spoileralert

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

It doesn’t have the open floor plan that I was looking for. If we could open up that wall ... I like to do some entertaining.

Well, if we each took one of the 28 en suite bedrooms, 8.5 million divided by 28 comes to $303,571.43 each.

I can only imagine the upkeep costs on a home that old. Upkeep on a house from the early 1900's can already be super costly.