Alternative consent.

Oh, the suit is def a bit too tight. But that gives me an excellent view of his gams and I am a sucker for a man with sturdy thighs.

He is so goofy but man, can he fill out a suit.

You are forgetting some people...

That is why ISIS/ISIL/DAESH will never win with their boring monotone black.

Katt Williams is $86,000 less rich

Just saw this comment. And it made me actually laugh out loud.

I’m tired of straight white guys only getting roles as dead strippers.

none of their ages.....make..........sense

did you post the correct video, bobby?

Isn’t the whole point of a women’s strike to show how things fall apart without women, though?

This is the joke though.

only the drug addict one that’s banging the dead one’s wife....and he isn’t as hot.

Comment of the Thread.

That would be incest... 0.O

At minimum he needs to man bun it for whatever the duration is.

Him? No. Young Tim Kaine? Ayuuuup.

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.

Third base only. Shower first.