...no arrests were made at the time, because police said “the threats and weapons were not captured on video.”

Then it’s not playing devil’s advocate. It’s just yelling at clouds.

I thought I would give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe you wanted to actually explore this subject. But I think I am guilty of engaging a troll. You can’t play devil’s advocate if you can’t make a coherent argument. 

To avoid car accidents, I could walk everywhere. But that’s not reasonable or realistic for my lifestyle.

Oooh, I’ll play!

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

I am pro-celebrity bashing, all of them, at these events. It’s the reason I tune in.

Does this gif feel a bit... real given that everyone hated Chevy Chase?

I do appreciate that he has several lines devoted to taking her to an all-you-can-eat buffet where she fills up her pockets with food.

Oh please ph please let someone on the internet photoshop a picture of Rahm doing this.

Her acting career is punishment enough.

Toby is played by America in this version.

Spicer?

Donald at his first congressional happy hour:

In a deer blind. With rifles stacked suggestively behind them.

No, I think it’s all longing looks across a conference room and one furtive hand-holding incident in the coat check line at the most recent KKK meeting.

How do you think she felt when she lost out on the adult diaper ad to Lisa Rinna?

Side eye at Dick Cheney.

I just guffawed. Thank you.

Nice burner, Heigl. We’re on to you.