I was so sad when I saw he was cast in this. I mean yay congrats you got a show, but ouch- not this one.

The drip of their IV?

But David Caruso got another successful series. Heigl wishes she was David Caruso.

True. But that is unrelated to them being a partnership.

Being a partnership doesn’t automatically mean you don’t have a CEO. PwC has a Chairman, and Deloitte (another partnership) as a CEO.

Shirley Maclaine’s heart is breaking for Warren Beatty in this clip.

Can we please start a Pinterest board of creative crafts to do with your toddlers that also keep Mexicans out of our country?

Yes-- totally made-up stories from the press. Which is why we need to investigate the leakers who work inside the White House.

I have never seen this movie or gif but it is not my favorite.

Gwen has the shittiest country voice, my ears are bleeding.

True— the worst that he does is let a viewer ask a tougher question. Like, Andy’s not asking but Ashley in Bethesda wants to know, “What’s wrong with being gay?”

Not to mention complete sentences and more than 30 hours of work a week.

I love that she thought her support of Trump would somehow sway the LGBTQ community to rally behind him, and how she now thinks her disapproval for Trump’s conduct would cause Trump to change course.

With Hillary, you pretty much know what you’re gonna get with the LGBT community.

Isn’t this guy in Texas? I thought everyone was safe now that they have open carry.

I have a number of non-Jewish friends who send their kids to preschool at the JCC. It would be amazing if Muslim-based schools became the new go-to in my community. Those vouchers would disappear real quick.

Team Kandi. Not to mention—

I cannot wait for the reunion when Andy asks Porsha what’s wrong with being gay or bisexual.

Dear god, do you write for this show? That was amazing.

Damn, you’re right. I’ll deport the baby seals back to Mexico and patriotically shoot down a Bald Eagle for dinner.