If Republicans really cared about illegal immigrants, they would go after the employers. But that would mean going after “honest” small business owners and they can’t do that.

I actually thought about how people could pay their taxes differently as a form of protest. Instead of witholding anything, those who could would save it up and then as many people as possible would request an extension so that the treasury takes a hit and doesn’t have the cashflow they need. The issue is a) Trump…

The truth is, people don’t want small government. They want a big government that helps them hoard whatever they think is theirs.

...Except that exected officials and cops do this every day. They don’t pull over every speeding car. They don’t ticket every person who has their dog off a leash. They don’t arrest jaywalkers. Local police make judgment calls every single day about which laws to enforce and which to ignore. They also frequently make…

I read something about how CA pays more into the federal budget than they get back. I wish I could have seen Trump’s face when someone explained that to him.

For anyone who is still on speaking terms with a conservative family member, here’s how you approach this:

California may save this country. I’m sorry I ever wished you would fall into the ocean.

Immigrants reporting crimes should be arrested for their immigration status, whether or not they are a threat to the community.

...And I deserve credit for all the times I had sex with the person I am married to. If that number is higher than the number of times I cheated, it’s all good.

Yes. This. All.

“Ma’am, you were speeding. Through a school zone. And you’re drunk.”

For sure. But how long until she burns out? Or pisses off the king? Sounds like Spicer is on his way out.

So can I blame this election cycle on the anti-vaxxers?

Now I’m imagining getting a speeding ticket from Bernie Sanders...

Jake Tapper was fantastic when he called out Trump/Kellyanne for the fact that Trump still has not said anything about the Quebec City attack on Muslims. Coming on the heels of Kellyanne spending 10 mintues saying that the media underreports terror attacks, she had no where to go. I have never seen her at such a loss…

Yes-- the shadiness of a politician matched with the unlimited ego trip and need for control of a cop. What could possibly go wrong?

I forget how old all of these people are because they talk like they are 21. I want to tell Stassi that if you fight all the time in the first (or second, or third) year, it’s not a good relationship.

The best example of calling someone out through editing was when James talked about being a DJ and being more successful than everyone and they cut to him at the doggy event, announcing that someone had found keys and he had them at the DJ table. I died.

I think she’s also gained some weight. Not criticizing, but she’s a bit fuller all over.

Agreed. I think they both play their codependent role quite well. I wonder if she’ll get a whole summer to be the center of attention when they file for divorce?