Can someonw please put together a hierarchy of racism/sexism/xenophobia/sexual objectivity combinations so I understand who the hate the most in New America? Like, obviously a black Muslim is at the very bottom of the Trump supporter’s list, and a hot white immigrant is the most acceptable and goes to the top. But…

“I’m required to show you this artist’s rendering of a large-eyed child, captioned, ‘But I wuv you Mommy!’”

You need more stars.

Let’s in fertility clinics, where it’s common that a woman ends up with a dangerous number of implanted eggs and is encouraged to abort some to improve chances of the others. So you’re talking about a woman or a couple that have gone through the work to get pregnant with a fertility clinic, and then have to abort some…

And why only the abortions? If life begins at conception, shouldn’t all miscarriages be buried or cremated? C’mon Texas, see this through!

I assume the girl zygots come out with a pink bow on their tiny heads.

I am going to miss the conversation every episode where she wants to get the “expensive” tile and he doesn’t. And in the end, they get the expensive tile and he agrees it was the right choice.

Was he an asshole though? I wouldn’t have known Silicon Valley won an award if not for this, and he wasn’t rude (AKA Kanye). And I disagree on hurting his show— Atlanta is going to get a lot more press because of this.

Yes, I broke into your house and tried on your underwear. But you haven’t proven that I stole any underwear, so what’s the big deal?

I almost shot Diet Coke out of my nose reading this. Disgusting and true and hilarious. Both of them should have been dubbed by voice actors.

Which best life do you think bothers her more: Jeremiah or Brad?

I am in a very similar work situation to the Jeremiah- Zoe scenario, except in a different industry and I’m not that talented and no one I work with is attractive (including myself). But besides that Jeremiah and I are, like, the same person.

As in he’s literally done that? Or you imagine he’s done that? I am totally out of the loop on my Flip or Flop gossip!

Do you think there was a campfire where some people spontaneously pulled out an acoustic guitar and a set of bongos for a really amazing sing-along?

Can we get a spinoff with their contractors? I want a show where we get lots of subtitled snarky comments from the crew as they mock the flippers’ design choices.

Wow, this is very sad. No snark, I hope everyone ends up in a healthy place and that they can truly put those kids first.

Hottest and most awkward. They are so attractive and so bad at the TV. I think she must be a mumbly low-talker because every take sounds like the directors told her for the fourth time she needs to project and enunciate.

I would rather spend all day thinking about both of these stories than have to look at one more headline about the Great Cheeto destroying this country.

Fuck them because...Because you have to take an extra step to watch their show.

The Civil War highlights a lot of the issues we’re still facing. Obviously the racism and slavery, but also the deep divide between the agrarian South and the industrialized North.