He booked the rentboy to help him carry his luggage, that was all!

Eh, she just BSes about different things. She owns that her sexuality gets her stuff, but won’t acknowledge that there are some big reasons that her relationship is a secret from most people.

I’ve never read these books nor saw the first movie. Is there an actual plot to any of it?

So Trump will support any white veterans or troops as long as they voted for him and vocally support him to this day. Very presidential.

I predict that championship hockey and baseball teams will be thrilled to go to the White House over the next four years, while the championship basketball and football teams will have some “scheduling conflicts.”

That depends— what’s the race and religion of the fallen soldier?

How much money do we need to hire some Russian hackers to dig up the online sexual behavior of all of these right-to-lifers?

I vote yes they do. Not because they need to, but because it’s part of the authentic experience. Robots don’t need to sweat or blink and yet they do.

I got that, but there’s such junk articles floating around that I don’t even want to consider them articles-- I dismiss most as poorly-written editorials until proven to me otherwise. 

I would write that off as one comment shared on FB, not the views of a critical mass of people. The internet means that we now see a lot more content with no guidance around scope, validity, or balance. It’s like if every morning you sat down and read some small-town paper from another state (but even more poorly…

If inaugural events take precedent, could Trump’s people use that as a way to take over more gathering spaces around the city? I would never have even considered a group trying that, but I don’t put anything past these people.

He doesn’t realize that running the executive branch of the United States of America is a fucking 24 hour a day job.

Is that you Ted Mosby?

Crap, you’re right. Well... I don’t think she shot any baby seals today so she’s still the one I hate the least?

Their hair is going to get stuck in a belt sander for sure.

She has a face for ANTM. Tyra would give her the meanest compliments ever.

She didn’t actively work on her father’s campaign or transition, which automatically makes her the best Trump. 

And I will read every single page of her memoir.

Perhaps. But if Jill Stein and President-Elect Trump both state that there are suspicious discrepancies in the voting results, shouldn’t there be some sort of objective inquiry?

If Castro lived this long, Trump will make it to 102.