Least you could do is go with a white Jaguar F-type:

Fort Sumter, I think.

would look so tacky. get pigment, mix it into the concrete you use to pour the walkway.. the whole thing glows and its not a strange painted rock thing

They stink and make you cry?

A wagon.

Matt suggested a new Malibu, but I feel like it's too early for a replacement to be this far along in development. It's entirely possible though.

'bout a new Chevy Malibu ?