“Ceci n’est pas un combat”

The only correct answer is 140 pound Pedro Martinez gripping fat Don Zimmer by the ears and dumbo-tossing him aside.

“Oh, if ya could please just give us all your doubloons, eh? Sorry.”

What, closing 500 fade rifts isn’t fun?

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Oh shit wtf

The NFL has been altering rules to make it easier for QB’s to throw touchdowns for YEARS now, but all of a sudden a football is slightly deflated to make it easier for Tom Brady to throw touchdowns and we’re supposed to believe this is a mortal sin? Please. Like the Ray Rice case and so many others, the NFL is basing…

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone.

You missed my favorite:

Has anyone been able to confirm yet if the decision was written in his own ejaculate? I bet it was written in his own ejaculate.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

But all cities/towns should see how bad of an investment stadiums are and not go for those shenanigans either.

My bad, thought it was PNC Park, but I'm only going by what the 50+ signs around the building I'm a season ticket holder to say

A British postman in the Netherlands is angry about the Tour de France? That’s the last straw, Greece.

If only there was a fitting expression to describe a postal worker becoming violently angry.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

Just Like Your Girlfriend, Ciara Is Having Sex