“Ceci n’est pas un combat”

The only correct answer is 140 pound Pedro Martinez gripping fat Don Zimmer by the ears and dumbo-tossing him aside.

“Oh, if ya could please just give us all your doubloons, eh? Sorry.”

I loved Anthony as a kid, but as a grownup looking back, he seems like a little bit of a creeper. Also, Heinlein.

What, closing 500 fade rifts isn’t fun?

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

I hope one of them gets gored by Peter King.

Oh shit wtf

The NFL has been altering rules to make it easier for QB’s to throw touchdowns for YEARS now, but all of a sudden a football is slightly deflated to make it easier for Tom Brady to throw touchdowns and we’re supposed to believe this is a mortal sin? Please. Like the Ray Rice case and so many others, the NFL is basing…

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone.

You missed my favorite:

Has anyone been able to confirm yet if the decision was written in his own ejaculate? I bet it was written in his own ejaculate.

yah, NFL can’t wait to host opening night without the Super Bowl MVP. That’s a marketing dream.

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

Yikes. That writing style. Why? Feels like too much Twilight in my Star Wars. Regardless, still exciting to take those first novel steps towards The Force Awakens. Also, nice tip of the hat to what George did with the SE endings.

Although, as X-Men: First Class is in my top 5, I’m sad to see it so low.

Did you miss the part where just her name and face were used on text that was written by someone else?

But all cities/towns should see how bad of an investment stadiums are and not go for those shenanigans either.

Okay, I’ll bite. Which one of those is supposed to be the better figure?
I’m guessing the one with the boobs showing, but maybe that’s just me being cynical.