My bad, thought it was PNC Park, but I'm only going by what the 50+ signs around the building I'm a season ticket holder to say

A British postman in the Netherlands is angry about the Tour de France? That’s the last straw, Greece.

If only there was a fitting expression to describe a postal worker becoming violently angry.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

Just Like Your Girlfriend, Ciara Is Having Sex

Biased in favor of... facts?

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.

Rocksteady does not choose when their game ships, Warner Bros. does. You cannot blame anyone but Warner Bros. in this situation, full stop. They chose to ship this game.

There is no khaki fetish porn.

I actually had a teacher make every answer on a 25 question multiple choice test “B.” You’ve never seen so many dipshits whining about how unfair something is.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

The beer stand in the train station was completely out of Coors Light and Bud Light Lime last week. When I asked why she shrugged her shoulders and said “Kenny Chesney played Soldier Field this weekend. They drank every drop of Coors Light in the city.”

You know, it wasn’t so bad until the ref pointed it out to everyone.

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

Joe West?

baby batter

This is timely. I was just sexting with an ex yesterday that started out by us reminiscing about the good old days and turned into a lovely afternoon diversion from work. However, I had some constructive criticisms that I couldn’t share with him so I will instead pass them along to the internets. He says “boobs”…

Also, “just the tip”