Responding her lawsuit denying what happened would be perfectly reasonable. But huge chunks of this are just grandstanding nastiness of questionable admissibility. For more on that, I’ll defer to this comment which points out the problems very well: http://deadspin.com/1-respectable-…

also the parks and rec guy told him he had an 18-inch johnson

The Mets reportedly plan to sign the tree and plant him at SS.

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

My wife is always getting upset with me for leaving brown streaks/marks in the toilet after I go to the bathroom.

Shut up

C’mon Yankees. You’re rich. He’s rich. Just do the mature thing and give it to him in wheelbarrows full of pennies.

Look, stat geeks, it’s not about the time it’s the quality. Danny Shelton DOMINATED the Goddell Hug category.

You don’t want to be me. My kids think I write conventional fantasy. I’ve had to create hugely bowderlized versions of a couple of my books just to satisfy their demands to read “Dad’s new book.”

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.

They should have eaten Jake Locker before he had a chance to ruin them.

If so, she’s wearing it better than the virgins.

Buck Showalter is old school.

Y’all really in denial about his voice huh?

Moviegoers, mainly.

more cameras yes

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

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