Why do people write personal essays about why they dislike soccer, then feel the need to substitute "Americans" where the word "I" belongs?

What sort of person HOPES for this kind of thing?

Not a stupid question! My dad told me it's a way to experience how the less fortunate feel. Something I should have added: Ramadan also involves praying more (though I don't do that), giving to charity, and according to my dad, being a nicer person to people.

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That's Tim Howard, we have a shaky defense. These are the facts, and they are undisputed.

You've seen Belgium play, right? I share the enthusiasm for the US too, but hold on a minute.

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Exactly.

That 2nd goal was no fluke. That was an incredible play. Fuckin' Bradley.

I don't see why it has to be either or.

Gettysburg got paved over with statues and obelisks and whatever right before everyone who survived the battle became too old to remember it. So its majesty is, shall we say, rather diminished.

Pretty sure there was plenty of condemnation for her. Also her husband is a shithead. You're taking a stand in the wrong place, partner.

It doesn't have to be politically correct. You just don't get trademark protection. Do try to keep up.

A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.

I think they are just reporting it that it happened, you know, like the news or something?

Jeez, you create one little 1000 square mile exclusion zone using a combination of outdated technology and faulty procedures and no one ever lets you forget it.

Maybe hire a decent writer?

Birds do that all the time to hawks, though they usually gang up. Sparrows and crows in particular will agitate the shit out of hawks to try to deter them from, you know, disemboweling one of their own. This might all be going down in the general vicinity of the mockingbird's nest, which could explain why it's just…

Wouldn't it be more likely that something attacked it but ate the transponder, not the whole shark?

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.