You've seen Belgium play, right? I share the enthusiasm for the US too, but hold on a minute.

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Exactly.

That 2nd goal was no fluke. That was an incredible play. Fuckin' Bradley.

I don't see why it has to be either or.

Gettysburg got paved over with statues and obelisks and whatever right before everyone who survived the battle became too old to remember it. So its majesty is, shall we say, rather diminished.

Pretty sure there was plenty of condemnation for her. Also her husband is a shithead. You're taking a stand in the wrong place, partner.

It doesn't have to be politically correct. You just don't get trademark protection. Do try to keep up.

A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.

I think they are just reporting it that it happened, you know, like the news or something?

Maybe hire a decent writer?

Birds do that all the time to hawks, though they usually gang up. Sparrows and crows in particular will agitate the shit out of hawks to try to deter them from, you know, disemboweling one of their own. This might all be going down in the general vicinity of the mockingbird's nest, which could explain why it's just…

Last year's first pitch from ED-209 didn't turn out so well either.

"I'd buy that for ten dollars!"

My dad always said, "If you've lived in a fame bubble for 30+ years and you don't have a sceptre, perhaps you should re-examine your life". I think dad lucked out on that homily, though.

Sonya Sotomayor would like a word with you.

"You seriously wanna do this again, Zimmer?"

Go home Pedro, you're drunk.

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.