At this point, we’ve been called on so much shit and basically gotten away with it. They could basically take all our draft picks, and Belichick would just send out more guys with cameras and take more air of the ball and steal more play sheets and sign a bunch of undrafted scrubs and we’d still make it to the…

I’m asking from a place of sincere ignorance, because I really don’t know: Is that actually true? Goodell put out a memo in 2006 clarifying location, but as far as I know, the memo doesn’t mean much if it’s not actually in the rules. Goodell could put out a memo clarifying that the uniform rules stipulate players have…

Um...what? I live in New England, and all my media made it sound like the Patriots were like Jesus on the cross, and Goodell was like an inept Pontius Pilate with an ax to grind.

Like, I know all the discussion is going to be “did they tape or didn’t they?” with Pats fans on one side and everyone else on the other side, so allow me to side step that and just ask:

It sounds like it was sort of an acrostic of the 1, 2, 3, 4 for the games he’d be suspended (plus 12 being his jersey number). So, the 3x Super Bowl MVP, the 4x Super Bowl champion. I’m sure the 1 and 2 would have referenced some sort of similar accolades.

If the disciplinary arm of the industry had leaked a claim to the press that they’d done tests and 10 out of 12 of my products were below safe levels and I didn’t know that they were making it up because I hadn’t seen the tests, then I might very well fire the two nobodies as fall guys and take a fine I could very…

To be fair, he sunk a ton of his own money into his dumb “I’m going to kill WoW with Todd MacFarlane’s and R. A. Salvatore’s help” based business model, so he too became moderately less rich. His father-in-law (who was the guy eventually shut down the company in Delaware) did get paid the entire time, though.

Freshman English, we watched “Shakespeare in Love” which has a guy having sex with a prostitute, a sex scene with nudity, followed by a morning after with nudity, and then another sex scene with nudity when they have sex under the stage and Joseph Fiennes does the sexy boob unwrap thing.

“BATS AREN’T BUGS!”

Sorry, who thinks they cheated during the Super Bowl? Deflategate broke the week before the Super Bowl. The claim is that they cheated in the AFC Championship game, the one where the Colts got shellacked 45-7. That is the only game for which evidence (and not much evidence) exists for a discrepancy between the Pats’…

Not being a marine geologist or anything, but, given that I also don’t care for conspiracies...Couldn’t the wing become embedded in, like, a sandbar or other shallow area that would be subject to the tides? Barnacles are found all across shoreline rocks. It’s not crucial that the wing floated 10-20 feet below the…

Whenever I play MLB The Show and McCann comes up to bat, I plunk him with a fastball on the first pitch.

Just because someone’s fist is flying doesn’t give your face the right to interfere with that.

Does the judge have to decide innocence? I’m not a lawyer, I’m just reading Draper’s coverage, but the suit isn’t particularly focused on whether Brady did or did not deflate footballs. They’re coming after the NFL for contravening the CBA by making stuff up as they go along, in this case: that you can’t be punished…

Wow that is a misleading image for the Tovolo ice spheres. That glass must be six inches wide!

Wow that is a misleading image for the Tovolo ice spheres. That glass must be six inches wide!

Yaphet Kotto also has a lot of experience playing characters with names obviously different from their ethnicity (his character on Homicide was Sicilian!). And a French name actually works better for a black American actor than an Englishman.

It also doesn’t look like piss water in the glass when you get it at a bar. It looks like real, substantial cider. Because it is.

Plus her unbelievable thigh gap! It’s like her femurs are connected to her hip bones at right angles.

Ronaldo, earlier that night, going through all the phones he stole: “feio...feio...feio...feio...olá!”

It’s never explained, but it makes sense, I think. In a Stalinist communist society, accepting the symbol of the state over your own identity would be kosher.

It’s never explained, but it makes sense, I think. In a Stalinist communist society, accepting the symbol of the…