I am really falling in love with Amy Schumer.,

Eh. We live a society that constantly reinforces the idea that a) Women wearing make-up are infinitely prettier than women not wearing make-up, and b) Women who don’t try to be beautiful are infinitely prettier than women who do try. It’s not particularly surprising that most Jezebel denizens have picked this up.

·Walmart used to have these enormous banners in their stores that resembled muscular, proudly rippling American flags. In three foot-tall letters, they proclaimed, “MADE IN AMERICA!”

also i’m currently hate reading like 5 different entourage reviews and i’m still morbidly curious to watch it, what is actually wrong with me

A Tweet Beat and No Birds Right Activist tweets?

My favorite is when men look into my eyes, framed by synthetic eyelashes (that sometimes themselves have glitter), and in an earnestly non-incriminating way, tell me they don’t like a lot of makeup. LOL YOU LOOKIN’ AT IT SONNNNN. It slays me what falls outside the realm of their detection but is still technically…

Here’s something to consider: you likely have very clear, smooth skin genetically. Yes, you may have also taken good care of it, but you probably have the kind of skin that would look great even if you didn’t. My sister is one of those people. She’s always had perfect, unblemished, poreless skin (yes, they’re there,…

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blood.

ALL THE MAKEUP!!!!!!!

PIE!!!!!

True fact: the only times I’ve ever gone to work without makeup, at least one person as said, “Are you okay; you look terrible!”

I wish it would happen, but it won't.

Team ‘you can pry my Stila eyeliner pen from my cold dead hands’ bc cat eyeliner looks great on EVERYONE (though I usually do a kitten eye because I’m lazy and it’s cute and fast).

I love how they’re still using a photo of Bjork from 2001.

lol at

I can’t promote the continued ignorance of men who have no fucking idea women wearing tactical stealth makeup count as wearing makeup, so Team ALL MAKEUPS. Spread awareness for the benefit of the human race, sheeeeeeeeple.

I’m a big fan of bold lipstick, so I chose that one for that reason alone!

What is prettiest in life? Crushing your enemies. See them being driven before you. Hearing the lamentations of their women.

Um, team #ALLTHEMAKEUP. As I say to my "natural makeup" loving partner: "Um, yeah you're gonna know I'm wearing makeup, and then you're gonna tell me it looks great."