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I love you, Minnersoda. Don't ever change.

Except Fargo isn't in Minnesota.

Sooooooooooo ugggggllllyyyyyy!

Isn't it interesting when a persons love for animals only extends to the ones being slaughtered for food? You'd think a vegan, of all people, would want to take care of their pet to a level beyond that of their meat consuming friends since their lifestyle promotes the importance of all living creatures.

Oh so we decided to do Tweet Beat today, did we? How thoughtful of you to remember..

Just wondering why you'd give coverage to noted Nazi-lover and bigot tila tequila????

Y no link to buy?!?!?!

You support Cosby so your view on anything is invalid.

Except Germans aren't a race!

Do you feel better about yourself for belittling my opinion? I sure hope so.

I love George and Elaine with a dash of Newman sprinkled in but Jerry Seinfield makes that show unwatchable for me. It's too bad they had to cast such a jack-hole as the main character when so many of the supporting cast are gold. Sigh.

Honestly, I’m not surprised. Aussies love to claim ignorance when it comes to stuff like appropriating other cultures. Why just this week, the boat that won the annual Sydney to Hobart yacht race was called ‘Comanche’ and has a huge picture of a Native American warrior on their sail. Granted, the boats owners and part…

Mark- I have no doubt you will continue to rock out with your cock out over at Uproxx but this is a sad day indeed for all of us who visit Jezebel on the daily just to see what crazy shit you’re writing about next.. I loved reading about your adventures and all the weird shit you know about but my absolute favourite…

Yep, my brother complains about this. But then I point out that he’s always the one asking everyone to go out to eat and he always chooses the most expensive restaurants plus his friends are plebs so, really, what does he expect? Stars-they're just like us.

Wait- Finland is only 100 years old?!?

Crap, I’m sorry. My comment was sorta tongue in cheek. My apologies for being flippant about it.

Suicide was our term, too. Maybe it's regional?

That is funny. When I was little, I wanted to grow up to be black and no one ever told me I couldn’t. I found out the hard way.

I’m sorry that is brutal and heartless.