I have those little containers for sauce to- a xmas present from my stepsister. I use the dropper thing that came with it for all kinds of things but the cute bottles are merely decorative. ;)

I'm stoked to learn this. How cool! Thank you. From a spider nerd who lives in Australia ;)

I think the shark looks drugged. I wouldn’t put it past humans that there is somewhere you can go in the world where you pay a fee so you can take a pic next to a stoned great white.

I love being out amongst nature but I hate being around other people while being out amongst nature cause people tend to ruin it by any means possible. Sigh.

The woman in seat 2A ordered the last cheese plate on board. I was in 1A. I should've been asked first, damn it!

It’s not identical to that one. It has long silver hair with a black streak in it. The hair is so long that I liked to carry it around by its hair in a sorta ‘shrunken heads’ manner. It’s also somewhere in the giant pile of stuff I’ve been storing in my Mum’s garage for the last two years but if and when I find it,…

Oh I've got one of these. A gift from an ex-boyfriend. Strange.

Neither does Miller High Life unless you drink, like, 60 of them. ;)

Thank you. Can I just say that I really enjoy your comments on Jezebel and you have an astounding wit?! I just got a little bit excited that you responded to me. 😁

#teamleavemydamnarmpitsalone. Seriously, why are we expected to keep that area hair-free and why do we even heed that expectation? There is no real reason to shave or wax or whatever there apart from this is how society thinks women should be- dainty and hairless. Fuck that noise.

So why no Dirt Bag in the evenings anymore? Is everyone getting lazy over at Jezebel or what? I mean, it’s obvious this site has gone downhill A LOT in the last few months but there are certain things one expects from a website and after awhile, well, one almost feels they deserve two helpings of ridiculous celebrity…

Damn- the way you've described this trainwreck is enticing me into actually watching the show. Damn it, I say!

Yeah- gender fluid my ass as most of the time she is the epitome of the female form that is shoved down our throats by a society that only loves pretty, thin, white women. She's made bank on being good-looking, young (and shall I throw in that white & thin bit again?) etc and it's only now that she talks about the…

Cloris Leachman is the bomb-diggity!! Love her :)

Oh man- “champion the virtue of Shit Dads Everywhere” elicited a proper snort laugh loud enough to wake my cat. There's gold in these here hills! ****All the stars****

Judging by your responses, you appear to be a man “wronged” either by a woman or the “system”. Go take your idiotic defending of the asshole dad to the MRA reddit where you belong. Seriously no one with any empathy (or intellect) agrees with you.

Er a Sunt? I think you mean a C U Next Tuesday.

Did anybody else think of the scene in “Raising Arizona”? Please tell me there are kindred vintage Cage enthusiasts that know exactly what I'm talking about.

Didn’t you see Punk’d? He is obnoxious as fuck!!

Why aren’t more Jezzies calling her out for that statement?!? They’re too busy cramming their heads up her arse with how ‘against the grain’ their love of this idiot makes them.