Gotta say, if that's the worst he is doing, he will be just fine. I can't imagine what being related to that family would drive me to do but it would probably involve numerous laws being broken and some jail time.

So we’re not even bold-typing the celebrities’ names in the top story of dirt bag anymore? Jezebel is trying very hard to make dirt bag un-findable. Annoyance.

It's pretty obviously fake. There is never a full shot of her with the plane being open in the background. Definitely looks like it was shot in a simulator. All you jezzies freaking out about this need to chill. She was never in any danger and she's still a terrible person.

Fun fact: my uncle was on the opposing team that always played the Harlem Globetrotters, The Wizards. They travel all over the world and the Wizards always had to play “bad” as they weren’t allowed to win. He’s gone now but he was one of the kindest, funniest and tallest men I've ever known. :)

Thank you for this. It was beautifully written and right on point. You have an amazing talent as I not only truly felt kindred to your experience but I also feel like I'm more in control of my relationship with my Dad as I realise the HE is the one who fucked up- not me. I think I can forgive him now. Thank you.

Preach! I'm Team You Can't Recline Cause That's My Knees, Fool!

Wow. Our government is just fine and dandy with one of the highest child mortality rates in the world in our indigenous communities but hey, some new Mum got a tattoo and her dick partner is trying to be a controlling ass so let's step in and ban her from breastfeeding. I am embarrassed for humanity on occasions like…

Why rush into it then?

What is your crazy rush?

Beautifully put, Madeleine. I don't understand all the fuss over some so conventional, so white bread, who can't act for shit and who has some of the stupidest tattoos I've seen. Once again, an actor being celebrated not for their talent but for how they look. As if being attractive is a fucking talent. Sigh.

Yeah actually. She has fake lips, stupid tattoos (‘Let Go, Let God’- really?!) and couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. I don't understand all the love at all- we think she's annoying as hell over here and you can keep her, thanks.

STILL don't give a shit about this hag...

Straight couples recieve just as much disdain for choosing to spend crazy amounts of money and time trying to conceive as opposed to funnelling those resources where they are actually needed- to help kids that nobody wants. You ARE selfish for choosing this option, too. Gay or straight, still pretty full of yourself…

A hearty atheist amen to that!!

You are wrong! I was a vegetarian for 20 years and got preached to by meat eaters constantly, so embarrassed by their own inability to make choices not based on ethics but taste. Now I eat meat and I have not had one vegetarian or vegan say one thing about what I eat. Not one. Interestingly, the only comments I got…

How is it BS? Because you don't want to hear it? Or because it makes you feel bad? If it has that effect on you, maybe deep down you actually have a shred of empathy?

It’s too cheap. The U.S. (and many many other countries) market sells meat and other foods for far less than what it actually costs to produce. This is why feedlots exist, this is why factory farming exists, this is why people who work in food production are usually grossly underpaid. Food should cost more, especially…

Cue John Stamos broken-down public apology and very public trip to “rehab”.

You have got the WORST taste- Mom jeans and that Chanel necklace? That goldie tattoo ain't the only tacky thing about you.

You sound like a lot of fun. Not.