LOL buddy if you have paid somebody $200 to play Diablo 4 I have some terrible news for you.

BLIZZARD: Hey, while the cake is baking, we got the guy next door to make you some surprise cookies!

My favorite is how “sugar rush” gained popular usage in the late 70's to early 80's, right around the time the sugar industry was running a now-unthinkable ad campaign about how you should just pound straight sugar by the spoonful if you were feeling sleepy, because “sugar is energy!”

I don’t know if it really counts as a national brand, but Trader Joe’s Henry Hotspur cider is my favorite.  It tastes distinctly of apples, without being particularly sweet.

I read The Hike while also following Drew on Twitter and reading Deadspin every day. It was WAY too much Drew, and I haven’t entirely recovered. But I love this series, if it turns into a series. How do you know caviar on a hot dog is bad if you’re afraid to try it?

Well when you suit up Jeff Sessions to call a football game, this is what happens.

The Eagles one isn’t a mistake, it’s their new mascot.

Wow, I am surprised Ska won a gold! I’ve never really liked their stuff. Their Modus Hoperandi was the beer that made me think, first, “I am 100% over super-hopped beers,” and second, “some breweries seem to be using intensity to hide mediocrity.”

“Consumers should receive a visual message if their phone is on silent.”

You can also install Adblock extensions if you use Firefox mobile.

Has it still got those ads that completely hijack your browser to try to phish you into clicking on a fake Facebook link?

Today I experienced the extremely novel sensation of being annoyed I couldn’t watch the end of a Browns game.

Heh, yeeeeah. I did mostly remodels, and meaning no disrespect to your grandfather, but sometimes people say “they sure don’t build ‘em like they used to” and I have to say “be very thankful for that.”

Ha, back when I was a carpenter the saying on trim was “caulk and paint will make it what it ain’t.”  Guess that one’s as wide-ranging as “can’t see it from my house.”

This game is embarrassing.

Their bread— and I’m not being contrarian, this is what I’ve thought every time I’ve had one of their sandwiches— is by far the worst bread of any kind, at any fast food franchise I’ve ever eaten at. Their bread is shockingly awful. I’d say it’s 100% always stale, but I think it’s manufactured that way on purpose. The…

Ugh, god, rich kids.  Christ.

Holy crap, this is brilliant.

Chris, thank you for watching that so we don’t have to.

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO??