Having lived here for 20 years, I feel like the mellowness is entirely superficial. This is an angry, aggressive town.

I enjoy imagining him handing his phone to an aide to type “Rouhani.”

I can’t believe how soon it is until Jamboroo season starts.  Feels like I heard a dick joke just yesterday!

Counterpoint: Radiohead peaked with Hail to the Thief.  Everything since then has been a bunch of two-chord wailing.

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I bet they can get AJ for peanuts these days.

Oh yeah, this is my jam. For smells, a soak with baking soda + hot water also does the trick, and many not- or no-longer-watertight containers can be made watertight by putting a sheet of plastic wrap under the lid.

I don’t shop there often, but the two things I only buy at Whole Foods are,

I’m looking forward to trying one of these, never been a big fan of the bitterness wars. But imagining it from the description, my brain keeps coming up with pilsner.

OK, but you haven’t tried this: At Coors Field in Denver you can get, essentially, nachos made with waffle fries. They’re topped with queso, pico de gallo, jalapenos, carnitas, and sour cream. The sturdiness of the waffle fries prevents them from getting soggy, so you can eat with your hands all the way through. In my…

I have always figured these comments to be a sub-genre of “tough guy online.” I don’t think any real information can be gleaned from your typical “You were scared? LOL I fell asleep.” This person may or may not have been scared, they may or may not have seen the movie at all. A certain type of person is compelled to…

Right? I’m like, OK, glowing lights in the bedroom, the clucking noise, the attic door, you know what I am creeped out from this synopsis I’m totally good here.

What about that guy’s description of his diet plan makes you think he was trying to lose weight?

I quit horror movies after I was taken to see Jacob’s Ladder in the theater at the age of, like, 10. “Jacob Slatter? What’s that, a comedy? Sure!”

Here’s why that makes no sense:

That would be weird.

A-fuckin’-men.

Until I read this last night, I was actually entertained by the series. Sometimes I watch sports to see an intense competition, but sometimes it’s just as enjoyable to see some historical world-destroyer just do their thing. As the most casual possible basketball-watcher, I was happy to file this series as the latter.…

NASA, every other space agency on Earth, every modern military, every astronomer, every real science teacher, every physicist or geologist worth a shit, every airline pilot, every navigator, every ship captain, every railroad planner, every map maker, everyone who’s been to the foothills of the Rockies and looked out…