I’m having a beer in my underwear alone right damn now. My unique personal twist, however, is that it’s because it’s 90° in my apartment. Perhaps I have invented saunadrunk.

God yes I love scrapple. My grandmother used to bring some Habbersett back from her travels, then my dad when he started traveling for work a lot, then eventually my family moved to Philly. I was an adult before I discovered it was actually from Pennsylvania, as a kid in Virginia I assumed it was as Southern as…

I always really enjoy JR’s “what who me” face, though.

It didn’t have to go that way. It could’ve been more like, “Honey, you won’t believe what happened at work today.”

Ah, so she picked out those shirts for him. This warms my heart.

Cowboy Bebop is great. It’s so good I bought it one VHS tape at a time as they were released in the US during the summer/fall of 1998, with the money I made mopping floors at a shitty redneck gas station. I have been moving those tapes around with me for the past 20 years and I will never get rid of them— even though…

God I WISH hockey was that awesome.

I hope you like it! I’m making it for some friends tonight too, actually.

Aw, I can sympathize! I absolutely love super spicy food, but the older I get, it just completely tears me up. I still make fresh salsa once in a while, just... not when I have work the next day.

I know nobody’s ever going to see this wasting away down here, but I spent months working on that almost perfect Queen of Queso recipe, and I think I’ve created a better version. Anyone who, against all odds, tries this out will be pleased, I promise. It also makes a much more reasonable amount, rather than the,…

Would you rather see a careless idiot riding a bike or driving a car?

The Celtics couldn’t hit ANYTHING in the first half, and the Cavs couldn’t miss. There were layup airballs, and monster dunks springing 30 feet back off the rim. Meanwhile, JR Smith looked like Steph Curry.

This is startlingly more scientifically plausible than the usual athlete conjecture.

I love watching that little dude zoom around, and I’m glad to see that he appears to have finally gotten a fucking haircut, because seeing him constantly brush it out of his face was driving me crazy.

I find this loop oddly soothing. The slow-motion jiggle.

Saw this a couple hours ago, and honestly thought it was a thread about the Warriors game.

The pups were better before the parmesan. It adds nothing, and it tends to burn and stick to my baking sheet.

Huh, so, TNT made a point of saying, at the halftime of the Rockets game, that before the interview they’d asked LeBron if he wanted to comment. Huh.

I could not fucking believe they did that.

I hated water chestnuts as a kid (these days I don’t LIKE them, but I won’t pick them out), and I hate ranch on principle as much as anything, but the rest of you are missing out.