I discovered this week that I really hate Mike Huckabee. I don't really hate people but him I absolutely hate.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

Absolutely. I won’t try to claim that Obama has made all perfect decisions or used all perfect judgment during his administration, but he clearly wants to do what’s best for the American people. A large part of his problem in getting things done has been the insane amount of opposition from Congress. Once he’s no…

Dear Mr. President ....

FREE JELANI!!!!!

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

Can’t forget when he throws that “twenty on yo titties, bitch,” and that he’s got “your grandma on [his] dick.” Really, when I think of what I’d want for my 17-year-old child, it’s clearly this type of genius. He just loves women so much.

Kris, “genius” is not plural for genie. No amount of Kylie’s rubbing is going to make something good come out of that.

“Rack city bitch, rack rack city bitch / Ten ten ten tens twennies and dem fiddies, bitch” = pure genius, how could I never see it before?

I KNOW.

I preferred the way they handled it here. Because now shithead here leaves with nothing. Not nice new food, not her money back, not anything but a door to the face. Which is all that she deserved.

That comeuppance wasn’t enough!

Many years ago, I taught at a small boarding school. One of my students—I’ll call him “James”—was in sixth grade, and he was a difficult, petulant young man.

Sex worker was robbed!

HOW DID SEX WORKER NOT WIN?!

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

Man, I was sure the sex worker one would be a winner!

“When Michelle and I came into office....”