I have been reminding myself that the worst-case, nightmare scenarios in any situation almost never come to pass. I am expecting this to turn out to be a Y2K thing in which Biden easily wins 350+ with too many states in his column for Trump to challenge effectively. If you assume the polls are reasonably accurate, or…

You feel like vomiting, I feel like drinking!!

I don’t normally read much beyond the political stuff here, but that hed pulled me in. I thought Harry Styles had some delicious fish with him when his car broke down, which he then fed to the fan. I was disappointed to read what actually happened.

Not totally against adding something to mac & cheese like crumbled bacon bits. But raisins? Hell, why don’tcha throw a grapefruit in there, monster?

Man, why you gotta fuck with mac & cheese? It’s perfect and beautiful as is and it loves you so much. It’s always there for you. Always. But no....you gotta get all fancy and throw weird shit it it that doesn’t belong. Mac & cheese is disappointed in you...but will never turn its back on you. You remember that next…

When I worked at a law firm in Toronto — frequently ranked by National Geographic as the world’s most multicultural city, and one where something like 40% of residents don’t speak English at home — we figured out that a lot of very talented junior lawyers with non-Anglo names weren’t getting asked to work on the…

Further information:

I have a few. All are short, and all are very recent. Before I start, I want to explain why I’m putting them together: I’m Caribbean and come from a long line of santeros and people who speak to the dead. I grew up accepting spirits as a normal part of life, but until my birthday this summer, I hadn’t had any…

Perhaps she was only trying to warn me

When I was in my second year of university I went to stay for the Easter holidays with my parents in the sleepy village they used to live on in the middle of Wiltshire. On Easter Sunday I gave the reading at the little village church and went home. When I checked my phone, a boy…

I told this one before, but I posted really late so I’ll try again this year.

Word. This is not writers workshop lol. Although I do appreciate the finely edited and reworked BRIEF ones.

Trump gets whatever he wants because he will badger the fuck out of people, whining, threatening, complaining, yelling, and he simply wears people out. I grew up with someone like this, and and it’s upsetting, exhausting, and also horrific.

You have changed my mind. Yes..lose then die. So you can see the ultimate failure of your life. 

as the republicans are so fond of saying “thoughts and prayers”

I am not one of the better angels of society when someone has done me or mine wrong. Fuck them. And fuck this bloated piece of shit and his rent-to-purchase ho ass wife. “I don’t care, do you?” About your? No I don’t bitches. Y’all can’t die fast enough. Best case: he does a Herman Cain and rolls to the promise land…

So wait I mocked a handicapped reporter, mocked Hillary Clinton when she had pneumonia, said that the first black man to hold the office of President wasn’t a US Citizen, Took out an Op Ed Demanding the execution of five teenagers accused of rape and then refused to apologize when they were found innocent, was…

im other news, bob murray, the coal baron who fought environmental regulation, cried for bailouts and fought paying his workers medical compensation for getting black lung has filed for assistance because he caught black lung. The greek chorus is chanting something, i cant quite make out. “hubris” it sounds like.

I was expecting this.

You Don’t Need to Pull Your Mask Down to Talk to Me.